![]() ![]() ![]() Not sure how much Kohl’s cash was earned for his purchase that night.īlending in your favorite TV show, movie, band, etc. Unfortunately, he then had to venture to the nearest department store to replace his pants due to drunken splash-back. Our friend had retreated to what he thought was a private nook under the Salisbury, MA boardwalk to relieve himself. Under the Boardwalk Empire – A bachelor party got out of control before we entered the first venue.This story will live forever in our circle of friends, while also transcending into fantasy lore and book of record. Friend A accidentally ran into Friend B’s girlfriend ready to teach a night of extracurricular activities. ![]() School Girl Patty – I will reference this until I am done with my fantasy career because it’s that memorable.There would always be a fight to see who would ring the bell at our buddy’s house to catch a glimpse of his mom’s sweet….assets. Kay’s Choice – Growing up, the jeweler wasn’t the first thing that came to mind when the name Kay was mentioned.Did you ever think your friend’s mom was hot? Ever have some unintended leakage from drinking too much at the bar? Did you “accidentally” hook up with your buddy’s girlfriend? All of these scenarios are fair game for naming your team when it comes to fantasy football, and likely will be an instant league favorite (unless of course, it’s your mom). Having this history also comes with embarrassing stories that serve as great fodder for choosing your team name. It’s even better when your opponents are the same group of guys you’d ride bikes with to light off firecrackers behind the school. The best part of fantasy football is being able to talk smack to your opponent after smashing him in your weekly matchup. (A.J.) Dillion, You Son of a Bitch (bonus points to you Predator OG’s).They call me Slim Shady, I’m Dak, I’m Dak.Here are some others to get the neurons firing: The fantasy gods punish those who covet thy neighbor’s squad, so choose accordingly. The rule with this team name type is you can only use a pun of a player on your roster. Are you lucky enough to have landed Davante Adams in the first round? Use him as your anchor with something like “ The Adams Family.” Is Ezekiel Elliott your RB1? “ Zeke and Destroy” seems fitting. Playing fantasy for any amount of time will eventually lead you to a player pun team name since they are one of the most commonly used team name types. Let’s explore the most common categories and examples of fantasy football team names. Naming the final product of your draft research, preparation, and dissection of The Wolf’s Fantasy Stock Formula is critical to your season’s success. Will you use a player name pun like “ Hurts so Good,” or are you naming the squad after your favorite TV show with something like, “ Axe Capital” (shoutout to you fellow Billions viewers). The team name defines you for the season. The team name you select is just as important as the roster itself. However, drafting is only part of the equation. You’ve leveraged The Wolf’s Fantasy Rankings to know the studs, handcuffs, injuries, sleepers, and rookies. You’ve set the draft order and done the draft preparation from snake draft and auction mock drafts, to studying ADP. ![]()
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